Corrupt a wish

[Epik]

simple

Person A: I wish that I had a brand new car!

Person B: Granted, but it falls apart within a month, leaving you stranded on the side of the road.. jijijiji

I wish i had a million dolllars

[deliric]

Granted. But if you don't spend it in the next 24 hours you have to give me double back

I wish I had a job where they would pay me extra for sleeping until noon and not showing up for work

[Epik]

granted, but you get fired on your first day,,,

i wish i had a ferrari

[sWiFT]

granted, but it gets stolen before you get to drive it

[Epik]

granted, but it gets stolen before you get to drive it

jajaja , you have to wish for sumthing too!!!!
so sum1 can corrupt you wish jijijijijij (evil laguh)

[Dreamsearch]

jajaja , you have to wish for sumthing too!!!!

yeah he wishes for scc invite but we know what's gonna happen

[sWiFT]

oohhh... dats right

I wish win the lotto

[Epik]

granted, but a bum snuffs you aout and steals the winning ticket,,

wish shakira was my gf

[Dreamsearch]

granted

with the fluffy fat loose ass she has it will spoil itself

wish i had FTN

[Epik]

granted, but your pc explodes taking you with it so you never get a chance to dl your first torrent


wish i had an elephant

[freakguy]

granted ...but it runs on u

wish i had a Veyron

[Epik]

granted, but while driving on the freeway you suddenly run out of gas and the cars behind you slam into you trowhing you out of your car a distance greater then a footballfield,,

i wish i was an elite member

[freakguy]

granted but not granted :P (lol...I dunno what to type :D)

I wish my neighbor's dog stops barking ...its soooo fookin irritative

[deliric]

Granted the dog will never bark again, but your neighbour just bought some roosters so get ready to wake up at 4 am ever morning

I wish I had a house with a basketball court in the yard

[freakguy]

Granted but the floor turns into a thorny mesh

I wish I had a 1 PT HDD

[ProtoJazz]

Granted, But..... you suck

I wish I had better people skills

[fabiogomes]

granted but ....you suck to....

I wish i had a F-4 in my backyard

[Epik]

granted, but right b4 you ever get to use it the italian mafia mistakes you for one of their hits and plane bombs it,
so when you get in the first time it explodes and you die



i wish i had x-ray vision

[sWiFT]

granted but you can only see naked doods... doesn't work on chicks . bawahahahahahah


i wish i had x-ray vision that worked on sexy chicks ONLY !!

[deliric]

granted! but the x-ray vision is so strong you can only see their bones

i wish i had a 1 GB/s internet connection

[dravin]

Granted, but your Gay in that Life time.

Wish: I Owned a Bugatti Veyron


EDITL: Damn Deliric, you posted seconds before me..lol

[Epik]

granted, but you get shot in the head riding around trying 2 show it off


i wish i had free sneakers at foot locker all my lifetime

[caranthonio]

ahaha this is fun o-_o

[Jimbo_Jones]

Granted but you loose both feet in a freak accident involving a lion and a shark at teh same time


I wish I had all da cookies in the world!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Epik]

granted , but you get your teeth knocked out at a bar fight , unable to chew cookis from now on , only swallow dough

i wish my dog could talk

[deliric]

Granted, but he can only say curse words

I wish I played in the NBA :D

[Dankchild]

granted. but your black. lololol jk jk jk

i wish i wont get banned for this post.

[deliric]

granted. but your black. lololol jk jk jk

i wish i wont get banned for this post.


I'd love to be black. I could jump higher :D That would be my second wish if I played in the NBA :)

[kenzy4all]

granted but you all not tall enough to play in NBA

i wish i got bitmetv yesterday

[Epik]

granted , but you were dreaming and woke up today

i wish we all spoke same language

[kurzyk]

granted, but it would be Swahili (mtoto mmoja anasoma - One child is reading) bleee...

i wish Poland wins Euro 2008:)

[Sasha]

granted, but for sure Romania will win :)

i wish a house in Miami :D

[JB81]

Granted! (but the house is still in pieces from the last hurricane)

I wish for Jack Thompson to stfu

[ms707]

Granted, but who else would think of the children?

I wish for a burrito

[danielre]

an acount to TL...