Fight club

[Epik]

self explanitory

post in 3rd person for example

"esco dropkicks dreamsearch in the face"

there will be an unlimited number of rounds and anyone can request a new round, the only requirment to start a new round is that you post a ring girl pic indicating what round it is

so we begin
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[Dreamsearch]

dreamsearch removes esco's kidneys with a blunt rusty blade

[Epik]

esco revives and bites swifts ears off,, and stabs him with the rustiest knive he could find

[sWiFT]

i take that knife and stab you in your eyes !

[Epik]

blinded esco removes swifts brain and eats it,,, yummy

[deliric]

deliric hangs dreamsearch by his veins, while slowly removing his eves with a spoon

[freakguy]

deliric's testicles are removed ....

[deliric]

deliric unveils his second pair of testicles and proceeds to pummel freakguy until his lounges collapse

[Epik]

esco arrives still blinded by swifts attack and helps delric pummel freakguy

[aFTERMATh]

Aftermath comes dashing in yelling "THANKS FOR THE IPLAY INVITE" and then proceeds to swing a rusty shovel battering deliric, freakguy and esco in his madness.

[Dreamsearch]

Just to spoil it for aftermath, dreamsearch hits him in the face with naked kenzy then makes him smell the hair chin.

After that dreamsearch ties deliric by his new set of balls and throws him off the empire state building.

[aFTERMATh]

Aftermath pulls his favorite matrix move, which forces dreamsearch to swing wildly, thus causing him to fall with Kenzy landing butt first on top of his nose.

[Epik]

esco recovers from aftermaths attack (still pissed off from the scc acount disabled issue) and dropkicks dreamseach in the face again,,right b4 doing a piledriver on aftermath then he waits watching aftermath's brains ooze out from his nose

[cubeo]

cubeo takes some dust and throws it into esco's eyes inthe dirtiest way possible, then takes off his shoe and bangs esco head a few times with it while kicking him in the nuts with his naked foot singing "kick out the jams"

[deliric]

ball-less deliric wakes up from the coma feeling gay and beeing de-balled twice and rages into a whirlwind of fury leaving everybody that posted here unconscious, except dreamsearch, who deliric spares because he has to aprove his review

[freakguy]

LMFAO..this is funny..

[aFTERMATh]

Aftermath revives from his coma and takes the freshly de-balled, gay feeling, unick deliric by the hair and drags him over to the review section where he proceeds to slam his head repeatedly againgst the wall in order to get dreamsearches attention.

[Epik]

afeter esco ragains consuisnes from delirics attack, he screams out like a lion in heat ,and proceed to grab a hammer and smash cubeos face in,, quickly he runs home to get a chainsaw b4 cubeo gets up again,
he retuns and cuts deliric in half after aftermaths attack on him

[deliric]

after beeing cut in half deliric can now easily attack two at ounce. the left half of deliric grabs esco by the jugular spins him over his head and realeases esco who is impaled in the eiffel tower. the right half of deliric feeds aftermath to the lions and then dances satanicly on his remains

[Epik]

after coming back from france esco finds deliric still cut in half , and helps him pummel aftermath, whose brains are still oozing from his nose

esco wonders if sumone will come to aftermaths cry for help

[suicideking]

suicideking has came to aftermaths defense and has taken a pitchfork to esco's stomach. as esco lays in pain i add insult to injury and teabag him.

[Dreamsearch]

From the top of the review section dreamsearch plunges in the crowd slashing and smashing everyone in his way in a killing frenzy. When thigs cool down a little and the fog of war begins to dissispate he gathers all bodies and runs them through a meat chopping machine in order to make some yummy spicy meatballs. Nobody escaped. Only trace of the battle is aftermath's balls hair still stuck to kenzy's chin who dreamsearch avoided mixing in the meatballs.

[deliric]

just to warm things up deliric gently explains to aftermath that ftn is his, by ripping out his arms and smacking him with them until aftermath passes out

[aFTERMATh]

Aftermath revives from his coma and takes the freshly de-balled, gay feeling, unick deliric by the hair and drags him over to the review section where he proceeds to slam his head repeatedly againgst the wall in order to get dreamsearches attention.

aFTERMATh reminds deliric that he is in fact a unick and that only people with some balls can join FTN. He then proceeds to reattach one arm and takes the other and swings it wildly at where the balls might have once been (can't be too sure though). Having missed, he looks around and picks up the toothpick sized severed member and proceeds to stuff it down delircs mouth. Deliric seems to be much happier now.......


MUUUUUAAAAAAHHHHHHAHHAHAHHA!!!!!! No FTN for you!!!!!!

[deliric]

After exploring another sexual side of him and serving dinner at the same time, deliric accidentaly runs over aftermath with his car a few times giving him some nice tire-shaped tatoos

[wiseD]

wiseD suddenly bursts through the door, wielding a heavy machine gun fitted with a secondary flame thrower, and all those apart from aftermath is burnt to a crisp, because he is wearing a heatproof dressing gown.

So wiseD simply places a grenade in the inside pocket of the dressing gown and places aftermath in a bulletproof box to watch him explode :)

[aFTERMATh]

"Not so" WiseD was unaware that aFTERMATh had a twin brother that he loved very much. Having witnessed the carnage and the destruction of not only his brother, but the gay feeling unick, aFTERMATh lashes out at the unexpecting, machine gun wielding, 100 lb. menace before him and grabs WiseD's wind pipe and squeezes. As WiseD drops to the floor gasping for air that will not come aFTERMATh says 5 words:


NO FTN FOR YOU EITHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Epik]

esco had gone mad after witnesing so much carnage at this point, still holdind his chainsaw, he sneaks up behind wise d procceds to cut his head off,, after cutting his torso vertically , exposing his inner organs , esco dives in and starts to eat wise d's remains starting with his heart,, whahahahahaha!!!

esco yells like a lion in heat, his face covered with wise d's blood

[Jimbo_Jones]

Jimbo_Jones from his vantage point high in the games section makes a clean head shot on esco as he eats wised evryone else turns to look from where the shot came but so cunning is the sniper that they dont see him hideing in the last to post thread

[aFTERMATh]

Tip toeing gracefully up the back stair case leading to the top of the games section, aFTERMATh quietly leans over Jimbo and steals all his cookies.


MUAHAUAHAUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

[Dreamsearch]

Stealing cookies from youngsters is a gesture that dreamsearch has always despiesed, so he proceeds to giving aftermath a brain surgery with a baseball bat until his head is not any more. He than cuts of his arms legs (would cut co*k but it's too small to find it) and imaples them on the four corners of the games section to serve as a warnig to cookie thieves from now on. On ex-aftermath's torso that is hanging from a tree is carved in flesh the following phrase: i was unworthy of FTN.

[Epik]

esco is really pissed now after being shot by jimbo jones,,, he runs up and finds him still searching for his cookies, and pimp slaps him like 1 of his many *****ez,,, after poking his eyes out he throws him down (from whereever he was hiding) only to land on top of dreamserch many meters down,,,, whahahahahaha,
esco then picks up jimbo's sniper rifle and starts shooting at whoever still remains inside the fight club

[Jimbo_Jones]

Jimbo recovers from the beating given to him by esco and goes directly up to aftermath who is disguised as his good friend elmo. Jimbo bert and ernie cut of aftermaths/elmos head http://img514.imageshack.us/img514/2273/elmosheadlk0.jpg
Let that be a warning to anyone who tries to steal my COOKIES!!!!!!!!!!!!

[sWiFT]

Jimbo recovers from the beating given to him by esco and goes directly up to aftermath who is disguised as his good friend elmo. Jimbo bert and ernie cut of aftermaths/elmos head http://img514.imageshack.us/img514/2273/elmosheadlk0.jpg
Let that be a warning to anyone who tries to steal my COOKIES!!!!!!!!!!!!

LMFAOLOLROFL

[Epik]

ok so after such a gruesome act of violence, were ready for round 2!!!!!!!!!!

there will be an unlimited number of rounds and anyone can request a new round
the only requirment to start a new round is that you post a ring girl pic indicating what round it is
so here we go,,, esco is in fightclub waiting for challengers and it is

ROUND
http://boxinginlasvegas.com/RingGirls/UFC%20RINGCARD%20GIRL%202.jpg

[deliric]

deliric goes back-stage with the girl from the picture.
fight club is on a break

[wiseD]

wiseD comes up behind him however, and cuts off his tongue with a chainsaw.