The Limericks WAR

[Banafes]

Hi All :

The previous Limerick comp. was so successful to the limit that we couldn't choose a winner .

Now we don't want that to happen again , We need the King of Limericks to be crowned .

So that how it will go we will organize a "stomp-it" like limerick competition .

We need 8 or 16 users to enrol and they will be paired and each pair will go into duel .

The Qualifiers from each duel will confront each other in duels again and so forth till we have our TI limerick King.

The Duel Rules are as follows :

1) The limerick is like before should be in the rhyme of aabba
2) The duel is 3 limericks from each contestant " general , self praise , slashing at the other :) "
3) Profanities use is allowed but not excessive :D
4) The winner of each duel will be voted by staff .
5) The pairing will be random in the first stage .

Prizes :

1) Custom Title of Choice
2) Access to elite section for a month "if the winner is not elite user"
3) Can use my SB for a week.
4) Certain amount of experience points will be added to him "still to be announced"
5) Can has his own blog "if the winner is not a blogger"

If you want to be part of this comp. apply here once we reach 32 contestants the sign-ups will close.

CLICK HERE TO ENTER (http://torrentinvite.com/forum/tournaments.php?do=view&id=1)

[kidbomber]

Id love to join, something fun to do, shame though that you guys couldn't pick a winner from the other comp.

[FevTyke]

What will I get when I win

[snowflake1600]

What will I get when I win

U can give urself a custom ustertitle and access to elite section lol. I know u been wanting that.

So I'm guessing this is gonna be like that emenim movie 8 mile but instead of raps,...limiricks?

[FevTyke]

So I'm guessing this is gonna be like that emenim movie 8 mile but instead of raps,...limiricks?

yeah lol, looks like it, bana's idea. i like it (doesn't include teams either :D )

best get practicing

snowflake is a mod
he smells like a cod
he walks with a limp
a total fucking gimp
better shut his gob

[snowflake1600]

Alright let's do this

There is an old man admin named fevtyke
He is terrible with woman and mostly gets dikes
Maybe oneday he man up and admit NFL is the best
nomore kicking around balls and swearing like he has turrets
Yes I own this shit and you picked the wrong man to fight

[FevTyke]

Save it for the comp douchbag

:D :D :D

[Banafes]

I say u both shall stop the spam
Or i will whoop your ass with a lump of Ham
Go you staff find something to Do
as the members have started to say , Snowflake !! Who ??
Bana is here so u shall , scram

[snowflake1600]

Alright here we go one snowflake is warming up for the war lol


Snowflake is always here though users may not see
When will bana learn u can't ryhme and not as cool as me
Now go try ur luck and make a sugesstion someone likes
let's not talk bout ur bitches, there worse than tykes dikes
this whoop ass dosent come with ham but u get it for free


Haha ok I'm done til the comp. I think this is gonna be epik bana. Major props man I like this one ;)

[AYUDH]

don't need guts to hit these butts :|

[ZurrEnArrh]

I say u both shall stop the spam
Or i will whoop your ass with a lump of Ham
Go you staff find something to Do
as the members have started to say , Snowflake !! Who ??
Bana is here so u shall , scram


My...eyes...bleeding...!

Bana said in the chatbox: "Any one of you have the guts to enter this comp!!!"

So my answer is "No, not really," because I'm not gonna duel...but what the hell, I'm bored right now, so I'll give a go with at least one lame try (you'll have to excuse it, I was constrained by the first line :o )


Anyone have the guts to enter this comp?
It could lead to a really great romp:
You might win a "hot babe"
who's just an ugly old slave,
'cause the 'Net turns reality to pomp.

[chaotichris]

Chaotichris is here
so let these bitches fear
This limericks battle gonna be crazy
Got y'all more ghost than Swayze
Gonna push this war into third gear


This is gonna be awesome, i'm in!!!

[snowflake1600]

To all who want to enter the real tourny don't forget to join by the link on bana's first post ;)

[Timeless]

All your limerick tries just give me laughs
I'm the big bull and you're all still calfs
Don't waste your time
cause victory is mine
Just keep doing your job as staffs
:laugh::p

Game on I'm in!

[AYUDH]

To all who want to enter the real tourny don't forget to join by the link on bana's first post ;)

Entered :|

[Solocrisch]

Wow - a lot of skilled people here. These limericks are soo funny. Too bad I don't have what is needed for this.
But I'll read all the entries - will be a lot of fun to see all the "battles" :)

[equinox1992]

i'm in this comp.i don't think i will be the winner

[ZurrEnArrh]

Aww, don't be negative like that--
It just makes you sound like a sap.
Get some practice outside the duel,
and maybe you'll have just enough fuel
to write a few limericks that aren't crap.

[Solocrisch]

Thanks for encouraging me :)
But I won't use the oportunity.
Now I'll give you the first try
But the words are only a fly by.
First I'll learn - the masters are thee...

[ZurrEnArrh]

Heh. Why are we doing this? Or why am *I* doing this?

I'm not even entering the comp! I just find it amusing sometimes...

[FevTyke]

I'm not even entering the comp! I just find it amusing sometimes...

actually your entered

[ZurrEnArrh]

Something wierd going on here today. I keep posting replies and then they disappear!

I actually saved this one just to be sure I wasn't going crazy:

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Heh...well, I'll give it a go then. Why not, I need something to push up my post count and I somehow can't bring myself to just post spam anywhere...

[Espraj]

I aint about rappin but I hear this comp needs a hero
They wont let it happen like building a mosque at ground zero
Blowin up like hiro, shima fema dont have enough loot to make it right
Need to get in on this and win some dope prizes on torrent invite
If I fail I'll pop the blue pill and be the opposite of nero

Sounds fun im in.

[venomous]

I aint about rappin but I hear this comp needs a hero
They wont let it happen like building a mosque at ground zero
Blowin up like hiro, shima fema dont have enough loot to make it right
Need to get in on this and win some dope prizes on torrent invite
If I fail I'll pop the blue pill and be the opposite of nero

Sounds fun im in.

Ha Ha very good Espraj.

[snowflake1600]

Ha Ha very good Espraj.

indeed this comp is gonna be hot. You better join to T and BAna dont forget to join ur own comp

[Manchester United]

When will the comp begin officially :p ?

[Banafes]

READ YOUR PMS

the comp. started yesterday , already

And u received a PM with the link to were to post your limericks

[Manchester United]

READ YOUR PMS

the comp. started yesterday , already

And u received a PM with the link to were to post your limericks

Well i haven't received any PM's so that means i am not in the competition ?

[Banafes]

no that means there is a problem with the PM system :D

http://torrentinvite.com/forum/showthread.php?49366-Manchester-United-Vs-Magavicky

[Manchester United]

no that means there is a problem with the PM system :D

http://torrentinvite.com/forum/showthread.php?49366-Manchester-United-Vs-Magavicky

Yea nevermind i figured it out on my own lol =D thanks for posting so fast btw :p

[ZurrEnArrh]

I didn't get a PM either.

Sorry folks, I've been out of sight for a few days and probably will be sparse for at least a few more. Got a family member in the hospital. I'll do my best to post something but I don't know how long each round lasts, and if this is something that needs to roll quickly then you might want to just boot me out early.

[Banafes]

well it takes u as long as it takes to write a limerick

and u are already paired with another combatant who already drowed the first blood :D

http://torrentinvite.com/forum/showthread.php?49372-espraj-vs-notthegrinch

[Solocrisch]

Interesting fights and sharp tongues in these limericks wars. I have a lot of fun reading them and sometimes is pretty hard to vote a winner :)

[Manchester United]

Well the best fight will be in round 2 Admin Vs Admin ;)

[ZurrEnArrh]

Hey guys, I apologize to the limerick warriors (especially espraj, who was pit against me in the first round). Just as this was starting, my son got into a nasty accident, so I've been completely out of sight for the last couple weeks. I should have stuck to my original protestations that I wasn't going to enter this thing, but when poutchiz said I was entered anyways I figured "why not?".

Sorry if I screwed up anyone's match-off with my forefeit...In the future I'm staying away from anything that requires an actual posting commitment :o