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Doomsday2007
12-01-2010, 10:44 PM
Reporting by Ray Rahman at Mediaite

"Google may be acquiring Groupon, but one sneaky Spanish woman has gone ahead and one-upped literally everybody on the planet. As of last Friday, Angeles Duran of Salvaterra do Mino, Spain, is the proud new owner of the Sun. Yes, that one.

How did this pioneering Spaniard come to own that which provides our planet with life-sustaining light and warmth? She went to the her local notary. According to the AFP,

The document issued by the notary public declares Duran to be the “owner of the Sun, a star of spectral type G2, located in the centre of the solar system, located at an average distance from Earth of about 149,600,000 kilometres”.

Duran was reportedly inspired to claim the celestial body as her own after having read about “an American man who had registered himself as the owner of the moon and most planets in our Solar System.” And while the moon might be more poetic, it seems she’s determined to make the Sun more lucrative. The 49-year-old woman is planning to charge a fee to anyone who “uses” the sun. Half the proceeds will go to the Spanish government, while smaller portions will go to research, “ending world hunger,” and herself. So, yes, Spain is effectively collecting taxes from everybody, everywhere.

And there’s nothing you can do about it. Duran kindly reminded everybody that while international agreements bar countries from claiming ownership of planets and stars, it says nothing about individuals. “I did it, but anyone else could have done it,” she said. “It simply occurred to me first.”

Get Ready To Pay Up People!

rover
12-03-2010, 06:58 PM
Well there is always a first. Anyone up for creating sun.torrent?

Theta
12-03-2010, 10:28 PM
Hahahah ... the most amusing article i've read this morning..!

Banafes
12-06-2010, 04:31 AM
Fuck I better start using sunblocks now , lol

Slav
12-06-2010, 04:36 AM
So, if she's the rightful owner of the sun, does that mean that anyone who gets skin cancer can file a lawsuit against her? :P

Oh, and I want compensation for her sun invading my personal space haha. Indeed an amusing article.

Timeless
12-06-2010, 05:19 AM
( ROME, GA.USA.) Hours after learning of Angeles Duran's claim of ownership of the Sun, former Vice President, Al Gore has filed a law suit in U.S. Federal court against the woman for damages caused by global warming.
"I'm seriously considering including Spain in our suit", Gore told I.N.N. reporters.
"Duran will be collecting ginormous fees from users of solar energy; she says she'll be giving half the money to the Spanish government. She can't hide the money that easily."
"It really burns my ass that she believes she can profit from this," Gore said.

Holding a copy of Gore's lengthy lawsuit Angeles Duran seemed undisturbed over the former United States Vice President's attack.
"Oh, my goodness," Duran told I.N.N., "Al is being so silly. For years he claimed that Global Warming is man-made, now he wants to blame my dear little Sol. He can't have it both ways, you know".

Following Gore's announcement, Duran and the Sun held their own press conference near Costa Del Sol, Spain. When asked to comment further on Gore's law suit against her, Duran told I.N.N. reporters,
"I've discussed this with my lawyers and all I can say is that Mr. Gore can take his law suit and stick it where the sun don't shine".

:laugh:

jiya
12-11-2010, 05:10 AM
What loads of bollocks :)

Doomsday2007
12-11-2010, 07:24 PM
lmao, now that's irony :)

zhongxinkui
12-15-2010, 12:33 AM
the owner of sun...
it is just ridiculous ...

Dalcron
02-05-2011, 05:31 PM
Well this is clever. I trust she will use her newfound power responsibly...

malvavisko
02-05-2011, 08:55 PM
hahaha...what a sunshine! what a daybrighter!

MrRight
02-06-2011, 08:58 AM
Yeah there is nothing about claiming planets or stars by individuals because it cannot be done:P For you to own any land,planet etc. someone needs to grant you those rights, even if a country claims a new land for that to be legal other countries need to acknowledge that or they will just invade you if you find some resources. For example if she wants to charge me for using the sun and I say f u, who shall she turn to spanish goverment?

allstar323
02-15-2011, 01:35 PM
Well there is always a first. Anyone up for creating sun.torrent?

I lol'ed ,the article was quite funny,though she cant seriously do anything can she?

happyfuntime
02-27-2011, 04:18 AM
Crap, I gave her 20 bucks for a sunshiny day, all I got was rain, I call Scam!

RebelDistortion
03-10-2011, 03:16 AM
So when is she planning her visit to the sun? i mean she owns it she better go there and inspect it first hand

alexm
03-10-2011, 11:37 AM
I pay to see this :)

archangel
04-03-2011, 01:19 AM
This women is not normal, how she receive the sun, by donation?!